The car runs on human blood!

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang was a car that flew, but no one knew how. This car has no real name but we do know that it runs on human blood. The WPFS presents to you: Blood Car
A comedy-horror on wheels.

Mistress of the Apes equals Mega Jungle fever

The WPFS brings to you a delectable piece of wonder from the man who bought you Zontar: The Thing from Venus and Mars Needs Women .....that's right...Mr. Larry Buchanan. This film is one of his better ones and that's not saying much. The phrase that comes to mind when watching an LB film is "Speach on film!". Meaning...lots of talking where there should have been action. Anyways..Mistress of the Apes
is about a woman who drops out of society to shack up with Darwinian
castaways...cavemen even. It's a very strange sexy erotic psychotronic film that tickles the brain and then wets its finger to give you a Wet
Willy. Got that! Good! Come watch this unique and wonderful film that
takes you where most Tarzan films leave off. Banana anyone?

Our big fantastic return is tonight!

Hey Folks, come on out and show your support for us tonight at The Warehouse. They'll be laughs and gaffs galore. As always
if you get here early there will be something on the screen that will make your brain squeal and if you stay after the show, you may see something that you've never seen before. So think about that.
Tonight's door-prizes will consist of jumping fingers and runny
noses. I'm serious. We've got some crazy toys for you. They're waaay better than YOGA. You can't get anymore serious than that. So whadda say? Entertainment for under 5 dollars!?

There will be ...........food and drinks

Faithful Washingtonians, Paul Ruppert said that there will be food and drink at The Warehouse
for our opening night.
Just a simple setup. Nothing too fancy. Bring as many people as possible because I want to show people that we do exist and are no longer afraid of the light. I do want to thank the management at
The Aroma Bar on Connecticut Ave N.W. for being our back-up screening venue. I chose The
Warehouse because it was smoke-free. The
Aroma Bar has a smoking license and is a cigar bar. The back room we would have been in is smoke-free. That is all for now.

Yes, You are Ready for Prime Time!

Here it is folks, the middle of March and we have a new screening room. The Warehouse Theater at 1021 7th street N.W.
in Washington,D.C. We did a lil film festival here a few years ago and now we're back. It's a very intimate place and we hope you will join us on Saint Patricks Day March 17 2009 at
8:00p.m. for Prime Time. This is one of those spoof films that fell between the cracks but we dug it up for some needed laughs.
In the vein of The Groove Tube and The Kentucky Fried Movie this film is their bastard cousin. It even has
Kinky Friedman singing a funny booger song. So mark down your calendar and loosen you pants because it's going to be a bumpy ride.

Our Mothership has landed once more

Greetings People of Earth! This is The WPFS
contacting you from our super kewl secret base hidden deep down in the bowels of DC.
We have once more returned to you. Yes! YES!
We are back! Thanks to Molly and Paul at The
Warehouse Theater. Starting Tuesday March 17th on Saint Patricks Day at 8:00p.m. The WPFS will begin screening at The Warehouse 1021 7th street n.w.

Subway stop is the Mount Vernon Sq 7th st-
Convention Center. Walk down 2 blocks and you are there. More info later. We have to break transmission. The water police have informed us to get The Duck out of here.

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I've walked a crazy mile in these shoes

Have no fear or worries you Psychonites. We shall be in new digs by the end of this month. With the weather and my health, I
had to slow things down a bit. A screening room has been found.
I'm just in the process of finding a back-up, just in case things don't work out. Being homeless and not being able to share with you fine folks some funky films has made me restless. In the past few weeks of my insomnia, I've seen some gems that'll just make you smack your boss upside the head. I'm talking pure Psychotronic mind-jive. The kind stuff that makes you drink bottled water when there's already free water in the sink. Yeah, that kind.
On a more serious note. Robert Haggiag, 95, Libyan film producer (Candy) passed away on Feburary 28 2009.

Al Lewis, 84, American television host of the Uncle Al Show
passed on Feburary 28 2009

Clarence Swensen, 91, American actor (The Wizard of Oz Munchkin) passed away on February 25 2009.