Pia Zadora and Jermaine Jackson together at last

VOYAGE OF THE ROCK ALIENS
(1988) Directed by James Fargo

Pia Zadora stars in this VERY 80's film about some outer space aliens looking for Earth women and rock and roll. What they get is Jermaine Jackson singing a duet with Pia, some Devo-like rockabilly music, lots and lot's of 80's style music, and fluffy hairdooz. A strange spoof on the 60's beach movies that play like an hour-long rock video.

A Pint-sized Philipino Super Spy

Tonight the WPFS presents 'For Your Height Only'. A film from the Philippines that stars a pint-sized stick of dynamite. I really don't know if this is a spoof of the James Bond film ' For Your Eyes Only' because it is just too freaky. I do know the main character is some kind of spy guy who knows kung-fu and loves the ladies so that puts him up there with 007. Its a real low budget project that makes you laugh and laugh and laugh. Throw your logic out the door and glue your jaw tight cause you're in for a real bumpy ride with this gem.

You Jive ass Turkey!

Come celebrate this sham we call life. We at the WPFS wanted to create a holiday tradition that you can toss off like a warm dirty dishcloth that has been soaking in the sink. Yes, come see Blood Freak with us. A virginal Elvis look-a-like smokes some pot, eats an experimental turkey, and becomes a giant fake-ass looking paper mache headed turkey vampire who still wants sex with his human girlfriend. Slap your mama now.

Rudy Ray Moore is Dolemite...you mothers.

Hey hey! We're going to have some gangster bama fun tonight with the Late Rudy Ray Moore as Dolemite. All you rat eating know nothing punk ass light weights best show up tonight at the Warehouse cause we's bout to throw down some funky chicken fashizzles. Ya dig!

One of the evilest vilest villians ever!

Hey Folks! Tonight's selection is not for the squeamish. Any one in the food industry fears this.

THE EBOLA SYNDROME
(1996) Directed by Herman Yau

The main character in this film does the most horrific things. I can't even begin to tell you about it.
I've already taken my Prylosec OTC to ease my ulcer. You may want to bring your own tummy aids after seeing what this guy does. Oh the pain. The pain. No small dogs or children will be admitted....and no food inspectors, because this film will only drive them friggin' insane.

From Hell and down

Hey Folks,

I got my phone turned back on but our WPFS hotline is Kaput. We had hoped for a jolly good swell 20th anniversary show, but with me being called The Scariest Man on the Hill , everything has changed. I can not set foot in the Library of Congress because for the second time in 10 years, another LC employee has told the LC authorities that I am evil. A female co-worker accused me 10 years ago of going postal. She also said that she was a gospel star in Japan and performs surgery on lions at the zoo. This other woman has accused me of sneaking up on her when she was in a No Escape position. She refers to black people as n*ggers. She says:
"Well that's what they call each other." This woman is now in charge of my old staff. Do ya get the picture now. I'm outta money. I've been placed on indefinite suspension without pay since August 18 2009. I get no paycheck and the bills are piling up......but like a real trouper...the show must go on. The show tonight is called: " It Came from Somewhere Else". It's a indie underground sci-fi comedy. Next week we celebrate the films of William Castle.
-Carl Cephas

Mr. Freedom

Hey Folks! My life has gone from Hell to the center of the microwave set on High. I'm still on suspension and my phone has been cut off....but like a real showman that I am...The Show Must Go On!

Tonight we've got a rare film called Mr. Freedom. I'm on a public terminal at the library so you're going to have to do the research ya selves. Peace ...out.