Can't take the heat

I offer my apologies to all the people and clubs who had contacted us about screening our films with them. I haven't gotten around to see you because this heat is too much for me. I travel by bus or foot and  have not been going out at all. We'll get back to you all as soon as we can. Thanks.
-Doctor Schlock

Like a celluloid cocoon in the bowels of D.C.

Ahh! The peaceful life of uncertainties. The WPFS staff and I are basking in the warm glow of celluloid hiatus. The loud noises that we hear above us do not frighten us. We are safe and snug in our super secret psychotronic bungalow hidden below the streets of D.C. We plan on resurfacing soon to help feed this area's hunger for the most curious things watchable to man. You know what we say...."There's no such thing as a bad film....as long as it's watchable." So keep a light out for us. We need a dark place to show you things.
-Doctor Schlock

Our last show at The Warehouse.....for now.

Hey Kids! Come on down and watch one of our favorite comedies with us for lots of laughs. Plus, this will be our last screening at The Warehouse, our lease has run out. Sigh. Bring your fanny or granny down tonight for some good fun and good-byes. We'll keep you posted on where we will turn up next.
It's been fun while it lasted. If you know of anywhere where we can screen, drop us a line. Meanwhile, the search goes on for a new screening room.

Mmmmmmm Organic Yogurt

Local Great Dick Dyzel will be in the house tonight

Come out tonight for our last 3 shows at the Warehouse.

A cop walks into a bar......

I'm being real sexist here by saying that Linda Blair is totally hot in the poolside scene.
I'm being real serious here by thanking Ms. Blair for her saving the lives of all those dogs in her California shelter.
I'm being really silly by saying that Night Patrol is a great film.
I'm being real sincere by splocking this gem of film and telling you folks to have a great time with it.

Even Cutey Pies Go to Prison

Pia Zadora is one of Psychotronic's best actresses.  When I was a kid I had a crush on her when she was in 'Santa Claus Conquers the Martians'. She's always cute and bubbly, even in prison. Telly Savalas was always a bad-ass. He was never cute and bubbly. So in this film, they are best suited together. Ying and Yang.