Tuesday, November 03, 2009

One of the evilest vilest villians ever!

Hey Folks! Tonight's selection is not for the squeamish. Any one in the food industry fears this.

THE EBOLA SYNDROME
(1996) Directed by Herman Yau

The main character in this film does the most horrific things. I can't even begin to tell you about it.
I've already taken my Prylosec OTC to ease my ulcer. You may want to bring your own tummy aids after seeing what this guy does. Oh the pain. The pain. No small dogs or children will be admitted....and no food inspectors, because this film will only drive them friggin' insane.

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

From Hell and down

Hey Folks,

I got my phone turned back on but our WPFS hotline is Kaput. We had hoped for a jolly good swell 20th anniversary show, but with me being called The Scariest Man on the Hill , everything has changed. I can not set foot in the Library of Congress because for the second time in 10 years, another LC employee has told the LC authorities that I am evil. A female co-worker accused me 10 years ago of going postal. She also said that she was a gospel star in Japan and performs surgery on lions at the zoo. This other woman has accused me of sneaking up on her when she was in a No Escape position. She refers to black people as n*ggers. She says:
"Well that's what they call each other." This woman is now in charge of my old staff. Do ya get the picture now. I'm outta money. I've been placed on indefinite suspension without pay since August 18 2009. I get no paycheck and the bills are piling up......but like a real trouper...the show must go on. The show tonight is called: " It Came from Somewhere Else". It's a indie underground sci-fi comedy. Next week we celebrate the films of William Castle.
-Carl Cephas

Tuesday, October 06, 2009

Mr. Freedom

Hey Folks! My life has gone from Hell to the center of the microwave set on High. I'm still on suspension and my phone has been cut off....but like a real showman that I am...The Show Must Go On!

Tonight we've got a rare film called Mr. Freedom. I'm on a public terminal at the library so you're going to have to do the research ya selves. Peace ...out.

Tuesday, September 08, 2009

We return Next week same time same place

Hey Folks, despite my living Hell, the WPFS shall return next Tuesday to the Warehouse.
We shall let you once again enjoy, 'KONGA'. Mad scientist turns lil chimpanze into a King-Kong like gorilla. Interspecies Sci-Fi. I've got some kind of bad cold or bronchitis and had to post-pone tonight's show. Am ever so cranky:)

Friday, September 04, 2009

We Return Next week.....hopefully

I am waiting on a phone call from P. Ruppert about our return to the Warehouse in the following weeks.

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Going Postal

Well folks, The Library has placed me on indefinite suspension without pay. My home computer is kaput. I am typing this on a public terminal at the Mount Pleasant Library. Life is Hell, but i ain't giving up PSYCHOTRONIC .....no sireeeee. I just need more help that's all. In any way necessary.

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

IS THIS THE END OF WPFS!?


The Warehouse is going under renovation. So the WPFS will not be screening there this AUGUST. Tonight is our last screening til September. Plus I'm having more trouble on the job and am fighting a 2 week suspension without pay. Ive been accused of more wrong doings. Kind of like 10 years ago when some coworkers decided to frame me for a crime that was never committed. Yes, the 1998 Going Postal fiasco. So I'll be doing that....I got my mind on my money and my money on my mind sort of thing. I'll keep you all posted. Later folks.