Hey you peons. Grab on to your seats 'cause tonight we're letting in the BIG GUYS! Yeah, baby, " It's Giant Monsters! Giant Robot Night!". We're talking Johnny Socko and his Giant Robot. The ultra-rare appearance of The Red Baron. Oh yeah. They'll be other surprises that will rock and smash you down, but enough about that. We're giving away tiny robots and a mute troll screaming baby head for tonight's door-prize give-away.
Ahhh! It's the BIG BAD RETURN OF THE WPFS after some brief interruptions. I saw tonight's film under this title when I was a teen, 'Don't Open the Window' which was the more schlockier title than, 'Let Sleeping Corpses Lie'. This is not your everyday fast paced zombie flick. It's more realistic. It takes place in a small village where everybody is at peace. Even the local hippies who get blamed for some bizarre happenings. The dead are returning to life and they don't care about 4:20 or getting stoned. They want human flesh. It has something to do with some folks tampering with Mother Nature and you know what that means in a horror film. A bum trip.
We are still trying to save the Video Vault. Despite our own shortcomings. Go visit them and buy some films. You people have no idea on how bad things are. Once places like the VIDEO VAULT vanish then you have cable television, Amazon, and NETFLIX to satiate your mental fun zones. They are not real people....but enough about our bleak future. Here's Bad Ronald a boy child who kills accidentally and is coddled like Cartman on South Park. He is hidden from the world in a hidden room inside his freaky little house.When Ronald's mom buys the farm, Ronald is left to fend for himself. OH JOY, the house is sold and with it brings a pubescent girl-thing to get Ronald all fired-up for some fun times. From inside his sick twisted mind and his hidden room he watches the unsuspecting family. What does he see? What does he do?