Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Unhappy Endings.

(These lines sound better when yelled out.) The Manhandlers are Hot! A great combination of sex and violence that only mankind can dish out. Hellcats with guns. When you mess with these massaging ladies, you get rubbed out. Don't come asking these mama's for a happy ending 'cause they'll kick your butt. (Stop yelling.)
The Manhandlers  is sexploitation at its best. A young woman inherits her uncle's massage parlor. The sweet young thing figures out that there's funny business going on. After being threatened by the Mob, she doesn't get mad, she gets even. They're ain't no messing around with this ass-kicking hot mamas.

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Lil Babies Shouldn't Bitchslap

Hey baby! Yeah, you little baby! WTF? Oh, I see. You got a little demon in you. Don't we all. Uh-hem! This gem of a film has multiple titles: The Devil Within Her/ Sharons Baby/ and I Don't Want to be Born. An ex-club dancer has a baby that doesn't seem quite right. While most babies piss and throw-up. This little tyke starts bitch-slapping anyone who gets near its crib.We're talking a newborn here folks..with a severe attitude problem. What could be causing it? Gas? Demonic possession? Well, it's not my child, but it does belong to Joan Collins and she has to deal with it. What is the mystery behind this strange baby? Watch and find out. You'll be very surprised.

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Goofy eyeball fluffer nutter candied nonsense.

The Merciful Buddha is one of the craziest films I have ever seen. Words can not describe what goes on in this film. Just see it.

Tuesday, June 08, 2010

It's Oliver Stone's first film

Who would have thunk it? Oliver Stone's first movie was a horror oddity. A horror mystery about a horror writer who suffers from nightmares. Nightmares that his characters have come to life and are killing and torturing his guest. It's an all-star cast. Jonathan Frid who played Barnabas Collins on The Dark Shadows  television series. Herve Villechaize who played the pint-sized side-kick in the television series Fantasy Island. Mary Woronoz , our lady of B-Movie goodness and Troy Donahue, who figured out that being in just about any B-movie is good.Tonight we have a great door-prize. It's a brand spanking new DVD of The Wolfman and it's the directors cut too. It's going to be a fun night, so come on down to Warehouse and join us.

Tuesday, June 01, 2010

It's Turkish daffy cinema time again.

The Lion Man
Something has to be said about our superheroes. There were a few that were born Godlike, and there were some who got a divine dose of radiation. Then there is The Lion Man. Born of royalty, but raised by lions. He has no true super powers, but he makes up for that with his homemade lion claw gloves. This Turkish film follows the story of a baby thrust out of his royal home and into the woods. Some very nice lions teach him survival skills. He fights and claws his way back. Mauling bad guys left and right with what looks like a hand-warmer with plastic metal claws.  Turn your logic off and watch some great scenes. Yes, it's another low budget Turkish spectacular.