Tuesday, November 24, 2009

You Jive ass Turkey!

Come celebrate this sham we call life. We at the WPFS wanted to create a holiday tradition that you can toss off like a warm dirty dishcloth that has been soaking in the sink. Yes, come see Blood Freak with us. A virginal Elvis look-a-like smokes some pot, eats an experimental turkey, and becomes a giant fake-ass looking paper mache headed turkey vampire who still wants sex with his human girlfriend. Slap your mama now.

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Rudy Ray Moore is mothers.

Hey hey! We're going to have some gangster bama fun tonight with the Late Rudy Ray Moore as Dolemite. All you rat eating know nothing punk ass light weights best show up tonight at the Warehouse cause we's bout to throw down some funky chicken fashizzles. Ya dig!

Tuesday, November 03, 2009

One of the evilest vilest villians ever!

Hey Folks! Tonight's selection is not for the squeamish. Any one in the food industry fears this.

(1996) Directed by Herman Yau

The main character in this film does the most horrific things. I can't even begin to tell you about it.
I've already taken my Prylosec OTC to ease my ulcer. You may want to bring your own tummy aids after seeing what this guy does. Oh the pain. The pain. No small dogs or children will be admitted....and no food inspectors, because this film will only drive them friggin' insane.