Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Robo vampire away!

The title of this flick tells you everything you need to know. This goes beyond the 'Twilight saga'. It must be seen to be believed.

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Pia Zadora and Jermaine Jackson together at last

(1988) Directed by James Fargo

Pia Zadora stars in this VERY 80's film about some outer space aliens looking for Earth women and rock and roll. What they get is Jermaine Jackson singing a duet with Pia, some Devo-like rockabilly music, lots and lot's of 80's style music, and fluffy hairdooz. A strange spoof on the 60's beach movies that play like an hour-long rock video.

Tuesday, December 01, 2009

A Pint-sized Philipino Super Spy

Tonight the WPFS presents 'For Your Height Only'. A film from the Philippines that stars a pint-sized stick of dynamite. I really don't know if this is a spoof of the James Bond film ' For Your Eyes Only' because it is just too freaky. I do know the main character is some kind of spy guy who knows kung-fu and loves the ladies so that puts him up there with 007. Its a real low budget project that makes you laugh and laugh and laugh. Throw your logic out the door and glue your jaw tight cause you're in for a real bumpy ride with this gem.

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

You Jive ass Turkey!

Come celebrate this sham we call life. We at the WPFS wanted to create a holiday tradition that you can toss off like a warm dirty dishcloth that has been soaking in the sink. Yes, come see Blood Freak with us. A virginal Elvis look-a-like smokes some pot, eats an experimental turkey, and becomes a giant fake-ass looking paper mache headed turkey vampire who still wants sex with his human girlfriend. Slap your mama now.

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Rudy Ray Moore is mothers.

Hey hey! We're going to have some gangster bama fun tonight with the Late Rudy Ray Moore as Dolemite. All you rat eating know nothing punk ass light weights best show up tonight at the Warehouse cause we's bout to throw down some funky chicken fashizzles. Ya dig!

Tuesday, November 03, 2009

One of the evilest vilest villians ever!

Hey Folks! Tonight's selection is not for the squeamish. Any one in the food industry fears this.

(1996) Directed by Herman Yau

The main character in this film does the most horrific things. I can't even begin to tell you about it.
I've already taken my Prylosec OTC to ease my ulcer. You may want to bring your own tummy aids after seeing what this guy does. Oh the pain. The pain. No small dogs or children will be admitted....and no food inspectors, because this film will only drive them friggin' insane.

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

From Hell and down

Hey Folks,

I got my phone turned back on but our WPFS hotline is Kaput. We had hoped for a jolly good swell 20th anniversary show, but with me being called The Scariest Man on the Hill , everything has changed. I can not set foot in the Library of Congress because for the second time in 10 years, another LC employee has told the LC authorities that I am evil. A female co-worker accused me 10 years ago of going postal. She also said that she was a gospel star in Japan and performs surgery on lions at the zoo. This other woman has accused me of sneaking up on her when she was in a No Escape position. She refers to black people as n*ggers. She says:
"Well that's what they call each other." This woman is now in charge of my old staff. Do ya get the picture now. I'm outta money. I've been placed on indefinite suspension without pay since August 18 2009. I get no paycheck and the bills are piling up......but like a real trouper...the show must go on. The show tonight is called: " It Came from Somewhere Else". It's a indie underground sci-fi comedy. Next week we celebrate the films of William Castle.
-Carl Cephas

Tuesday, October 06, 2009

Mr. Freedom

Hey Folks! My life has gone from Hell to the center of the microwave set on High. I'm still on suspension and my phone has been cut off....but like a real showman that I am...The Show Must Go On!

Tonight we've got a rare film called Mr. Freedom. I'm on a public terminal at the library so you're going to have to do the research ya selves. Peace ...out.

Tuesday, September 08, 2009

We return Next week same time same place

Hey Folks, despite my living Hell, the WPFS shall return next Tuesday to the Warehouse.
We shall let you once again enjoy, 'KONGA'. Mad scientist turns lil chimpanze into a King-Kong like gorilla. Interspecies Sci-Fi. I've got some kind of bad cold or bronchitis and had to post-pone tonight's show. Am ever so cranky:)

Friday, September 04, 2009

We Return Next week.....hopefully

I am waiting on a phone call from P. Ruppert about our return to the Warehouse in the following weeks.

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Going Postal

Well folks, The Library has placed me on indefinite suspension without pay. My home computer is kaput. I am typing this on a public terminal at the Mount Pleasant Library. Life is Hell, but i ain't giving up PSYCHOTRONIC sireeeee. I just need more help that's all. In any way necessary.

Tuesday, July 28, 2009


The Warehouse is going under renovation. So the WPFS will not be screening there this AUGUST. Tonight is our last screening til September. Plus I'm having more trouble on the job and am fighting a 2 week suspension without pay. Ive been accused of more wrong doings. Kind of like 10 years ago when some coworkers decided to frame me for a crime that was never committed. Yes, the 1998 Going Postal fiasco. So I'll be doing that....I got my mind on my money and my money on my mind sort of thing. I'll keep you all posted. Later folks.

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Crazed Alcoholic Tour Guide

Treasure of the Amazon is what some people call an Indiana Jones rip-off. WRONG! The Indiana Jones films were rip-offs of earlier serial adventures. I'm not here trying to defend either one. I'm just saying that this film has more of a crazed reality to it. Greedy Honchoes looking for gold on sacred ground. Bad men trying to hustle the natives. Topless women on horses. Bad men threatening topless woman on a horse. Well anyways, these bad boys go floating down the river and no one trusts the other.
Hungry Hungry Hippos and other jungle creatures glaring at them from the jungle. Angry Angry natives staring at them from the jungle. All this comes together with a lot of backstabbing. Unlike the kind that goes on at your job.

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Happy Funtime on a Big Friggin Bus

Hey Folks, it's time for some big laffs. It's the Big Bus, a spoof on disaster movies with an all-star cast who I will not mention 'cause there's just not enough room. A very funny movie full of gut-busting shenanigans. Fun for the whole famn damily.
Tonight is also Free T-shirt night.

Saturday, July 11, 2009

A Plan for this Saturday

Events @ Pratt
Plan 9 from outer space film

Plan 9 from Outer Space

50th anniversary screening
Plan 9 from Outer Space, released in 1959, is widely known for its obvious goofs and is considered by many to be a leading candidate for the worst film ever made. Judge for yourself as we screen the movie in honor of its 50th anniversary. Sit through the entire film, and win a prize!
Schedule: (click on the location to see map)
Suggested Audience:
  • Teens
  • Adults
  • Seniors

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Super duper Badass Movie

When it comes to local filmmakers, Charles E. Cullen is one of my favorites. I never met the guy. I hope he's cool and all too. His movies are just plumb crazy goodness and Super Badass is one of his finest films.
The WPFS is screening this gem once again because it just has to be seen and we like showing it. So come on down tonight to The Warehouse and enjoy it with us. We will be giving away some great door-prizes tonight thanks to Allied Advertising. T-shirts and hats that have nothing to do with this movie but are movie related.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Twitter meets Mystery Science Theater 3000

It’s ‘Mystery Science Theater’ meets Twitter

Normally, rampant texting in a movie theater is grounds for ejection.

But in St. Charles, it’s encouraged.

During a screening of ”Zoolander,” audience members could heckle the movie via text, then watch as their comments appeared onscreen with the film: “I want a comb-over like Trump” and “Breakdance fighting is becoming more popular in UFC.

I’ve described it as a mash-up of ‘Mystery Science Theater 3000’ and Twitter,” said Rien Heald, the Naperville inventor of MuVChat.

Thus far, MuVChat is in the early stages, with three test screenings at Classic Cinemas’ Charlestowne 18 theater. The next will be Saturday’s screening of “Dodgeball” at 10:30 p.m.

Normally, you don’t want people texting on their phones, [the glowing screens] are kind of like fireflies inside the auditorium,” said Charlestowne manager Randy Pollock. “But if everybody is doing it, it’s fun.”

Brian Stewart, 35, of West Chicago found out about MuVChat through Facebook. He participated in its inaugural screening of “Zoolander” in January.

He describes the texting as “funny comments that you normally snicker to your friends, but this you share with the whole audience.”

The multitasking experience of texting, watching the movie and reading others’ comments didn’t distract him.

The movies they are doing are mostly movies we’ve seen, so they’re cult classics,” said Stewart, a grocery store manager. “Mostly, we’re watching for the comments. You can’t talk out loud, but it’s cool if you’re able to use your phone.”

Heald said the MuVChat concept popped into his head while he was riding the train one day as he commuted from an Internet job from which he has since been laid off. He’s now developing MuVChat full time. Its allure tends to be generational, he said, adding that older viewers can be skeptical of it.

Anybody who is in the Millennial to Gen Y demographic thinks it’s a very good idea. Texting is a big part of their lives,” said Heald, 46. “It’s those kids who really latch on to it.”

The system works this way: Audience members text to a central number, which runs their comments through software. The MuVChat software then displays the texts in a three-line configuration at the bottom of the screen, like a vertical ticker, as the movie plays. Sitting in the projector booth with a standard computer, Heald uses a profanity screening program and can, on the fly, filter comments and ban abusive users.

Most viewers make about 40 comments per movie, Heald said, and not all of them are snarky. Just as often, people will play “Name That Tune” when the soundtrack swells or ask other members of the audience to bring them popcorn.

Ultimately, Heald said, “it could be used in movie theaters and then it could be used in non-theatrical venues, like college campuses. It’s a community-building event.” Right now, however, Heald wants to keep his business plan secret.

MuVChat only shows second-run features, often comedies. Sam Raimi’s “Army of Darkness” has been a popular request for a future screening, and ”Office Space” is up next. Charlestowne manager Pollock said he’d like to see box office bombs such as Mariah Carey’s ”Glitter” and Ben Affleck’s ”Gigli” get the MuVChat treatment.

You can’t do ‘em any harm,” Pollock said.

But does he think MuVChat will ever be available for new movies?

You never know,” he said. “If it makes money, I’m sure Hollywood would do it with their new releases.”

MuVChat’s screening of “Dodgeball” is at 10:30 p.m. Saturday at Charlestowne 18, in St. Charles. Tickets: $5. More information:

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

What's up Tiger Lily Troma Style

This is one of our favorite dubbed movies outside of " Hercules Returns". The Troma team took a ladies wrestling film and re-dubbed and re-edited it into a great laugh-fest.

Tuesday, June 09, 2009

Queer with it!

I'm so frigging mad that I can't friggin type anything that makes sense. Come see this film tonight or I'll kick your ass.

Friday, June 05, 2009

Phantom Truck terrorizes the road in DUEL

Tonight on Turner Classic Movies Friday June 5

4:30 AM Duel (1971)

A cross-country motorist finds himself the object of a faceless trucker's irrational attacks. Cast: Dennis Weaver, Jacqueline Scott, Lucille Benson. Dir: Steven Spielberg. BW-89 mins, TV-14

Tuesday, June 02, 2009

Mystery! Science! Theater! Schlocktastic!

Wham Bam Thank you outer space man! That's what you all will be saying after seeing The Evil Brain from Outer Space. When the innocent denizens of Earth are terrorized by
an alien brain from outer space, Starman dons his manly spandex suit to fight for the right. As an adult man-child, I must admit, the crazy space aliens look so damn fantastically weird that they creep me out something fierce. If all goes well, I may try to sneak in some Screaming Jay Hawkins just for the hell of it. Why....I dunno!

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

What has science done to the DOGS!

A small town is over run by wild dogs. Well dog gone it. Let's just call them radioactive dogs. Radioactive crazy dogs are terrorizing a small town in this
what-has-science-gone-now-and done film. The dogs are chasing the townsfolk around like rabbits. Of course, there is a reason for all this but you are going to have to decipher it out yourself. The director must have stumbled upon a mother-lode of stock footage containing dogs cause that's what he keeps using to keep the suspense going while the real dogs in the film just look on off screen at their handlers and await some signal that never comes. I mean come on...who is terrified of chihuahua
or a sheep dog. Anyways kids, it's a real scary movie about DOGS. I'm talking thrills and chills folks. The final scene in this flick will have you howling.

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Psychotronic Russian Zombie Comedy

Hey Folks! We don't know of many Russian Zombie Comedies..but we do know
'Choking Hazard' and we're screening it tonight. I don't have much to say cause my sugars are high and I don't feel real good. So come on down.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

C.H.U.D. Chugalug Tonight

Luckily we screen in semi-darkness for tonight the C.H.U.D. will be among us.
Tonight, we will know no shame. Tonight, the WPFS presents the origins of
Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dewellers aka C.H.U.D.'s.
That's right we will be screening the 80's classic film 'C.H.U.D.' Find out how they came to be. What they love and what they eat. Find out why they prefer the underground living rooms. Tonight, look to the right of you and look to the left of you
because you may be closer to a C.H.U.D. than you think. Stay late and discover some dark secrets. Arrive early and discover the truth about local politicians from an underground source. Bring plenty of cash, the C.H.U.D. and WPFS both love and need money.
Bring an extra pair of underwear because you may just yet Pit your shants. Dr. Schlock may
pull out some crazy stuff tonight. So crazy, that we can't even hint at what will happen or what laws will be broken. Small adults and large children will not be admitted. If things get out of hand.... You will be tased!

Tuesday, May 05, 2009

Luke Skywalker goes apesh*t

Hey Folks,
The WPFS is screening another rare gem. It's an un-aired pilot for a Quinn/Martin television show that didn't get picked up by ABC. It stars Don Johnson, Jimmy Dean, and Mark Hamill. You see young Marky thinks that
Jimmy Dean is his dad or something and he's going around the city doing really crazy things. It looks like he gone over to the crazy force. If the audience is lucky...they may get to see Karen Black get chased by a whacked-out blood-thirsty Zuni doll.
All in all, it's going to be a bumpy ride. A bumpy ride indeed.

Thursday, April 30, 2009

Plague Town tonight at the Arlington Cinema Drafthouse

A spooky new film is showing tonight at the Arlington Cinema Drafthouse: Plague Town
It's about a creepy family. The director will be there talking and giving away prizes. Plus, it's a double bill with: The Sinful Dwarf. A most sleazy exploitation film. A good $8.00 price for a double bill. Can't beat that. Here's some more info: Arlington Cinema 'N' Drafthouse
2903 Columbia Pike
Arlington, VA 22204
703 486-2345 (box office)

The Drafthouse is located on the "Main Street" of Arlington on the Corner of Columbia Pike and S Walter Reed. (One block east of Glebe Road). Parking can be found on the streets around the theater as well as parking lots near the Theater.

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Freaky Weird Cartoons We Grew Up With

In the old days of WPFS we used to do Retro Nights almost every 2 months. We stopped because it was expensive and time consuming. Besides, a lot of stuff is out on DVD or You Tube.
Tonight, we dug out some oldie but goodie stuff. Some banned.
Some freaky. Some very offensive. Some very strange. We've put together a collection of freaky, hard-to-find, rarely seen,
and fun animation. We have 2 versions of Tobor the Eighth Man. One version is aimed at the younger audience and the other version is edited to be darker and aimed at an older crowd.
Hercules is here too and he brought along Johnny Sokko and his Giant Robot. If the audience is nice. We'll show something really rare and something really really really crazy.

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Outrageous Hong Kong Cinema

Last Ghost Standing is one of those films the WPFS wants everyone to see. It has all the elements of a Psychotronic film.
It's good. It's bad. It's silly. It's weird. It's funny. It's horrific.
A demon, perhaps Satan himself decides to torment the staff at a movie house on their last night before going out of business. A feces monster is created and terrorizes some hipster youths.
A woman's head is turned into a soccer ball and is kicked around the theater. The popcorn lady is tormented by some kind of snack monster. You get the picture. There are freaky monsters running all around and all because some demon wants to freak out some humans. The WPFS will be screening this wonderful freaky gem in the darkness of the Warehouse.

Heads up on an activity going on this April 30 at our old hang-out
in Arlington, Virginia. It is a film done by a local yocal and we all plan on going out there to see: Plague Town
I'll post more info later.

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Ladies Behind Bars

We venture once again into the realm of forgotten genres.
This time it's a WOMAN-IN-PRISON film. Forgotten and taboo like the Crazed Nun films. Vendetta is the happier of the WIP films because the heroine has the advantage of being
in shape and mentally ready for the challenges of Raw Female Sexual Energy behind bars. After all, she is a Stunt Woman. Her sister gets sent to prison and something bad happens to her. The stunt sister wants to know what happens. She gets herself thrown in the slammer and the women there think they have themselves another kitten to play with. She's a kitten alright..A Kitten with a whip and a pair of brass knuckles! Who wants a night time knuckle sandwich? The WPFS brings this wonderful family film to you in living color.

Tuesday, April 07, 2009

We are still at the Warehouse 1021 7th st. N.W.

"Forgive us, Sugardaddy, for we have sinned."
"I'm afraid you have to die!"
A killer priest is on the loose in swinging England. Did he forget the 10 commandments or is he just plain out of his friggin
We invite you to see The Confessional aka The House of Mortal Sin. This is the same director that brought you, 'House of Whipcord'. The last time we tried to screen this chilling gem, the VCR tore through the tape like cotton candy. Hopefully, tonight there won't be any strange boo-boo's...besides..
we've learned from out past mistakes. We always bring a back-up selection. There will be holy water at the bar for all your mortal thirsts.

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

The car runs on human blood!

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang was a car that flew, but no one knew how. This car has no real name but we do know that it runs on human blood. The WPFS presents to you: Blood Car
A comedy-horror on wheels.

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Mistress of the Apes equals Mega Jungle fever

The WPFS brings to you a delectable piece of wonder from the man who bought you Zontar: The Thing from Venus and Mars Needs Women .....that's right...Mr. Larry Buchanan. This film is one of his better ones and that's not saying much. The phrase that comes to mind when watching an LB film is "Speach on film!". Meaning...lots of talking where there should have been action. Anyways..Mistress of the Apes
is about a woman who drops out of society to shack up with Darwinian
cavemen even. It's a very strange sexy erotic psychotronic film that tickles the brain and then wets its finger to give you a Wet
. Got that! Good! Come watch this unique and wonderful film that
takes you where most Tarzan films leave off. Banana anyone?

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Our big fantastic return is tonight!

Hey Folks, come on out and show your support for us tonight at The Warehouse. They'll be laughs and gaffs galore. As always
if you get here early there will be something on the screen that will make your brain squeal and if you stay after the show, you may see something that you've never seen before. So think about that.
Tonight's door-prizes will consist of jumping fingers and runny
noses. I'm serious. We've got some crazy toys for you. They're waaay better than YOGA. You can't get anymore serious than that. So whadda say? Entertainment for under 5 dollars!?

Thursday, March 12, 2009

There will be and drinks

Faithful Washingtonians, Paul Ruppert said that there will be food and drink at The Warehouse
for our opening night.
Just a simple setup. Nothing too fancy. Bring as many people as possible because I want to show people that we do exist and are no longer afraid of the light. I do want to thank the management at
The Aroma Bar on Connecticut Ave N.W. for being our back-up screening venue. I chose The
because it was smoke-free. The
Aroma Bar
has a smoking license and is a cigar bar. The back room we would have been in is smoke-free. That is all for now.

Saturday, March 07, 2009

Yes, You are Ready for Prime Time!

Here it is folks, the middle of March and we have a new screening room. The Warehouse Theater at 1021 7th street N.W.
in Washington,D.C.
We did a lil film festival here a few years ago and now we're back. It's a very intimate place and we hope you will join us on Saint Patricks Day March 17 2009 at
for Prime Time. This is one of those spoof films that fell between the cracks but we dug it up for some needed laughs.
In the vein of The Groove Tube and The Kentucky Fried Movie this film is their bastard cousin. It even has
Kinky Friedman singing a funny booger song. So mark down your calendar and loosen you pants because it's going to be a bumpy ride.

Thursday, March 05, 2009

Our Mothership has landed once more

Greetings People of Earth! This is The WPFS
contacting you from our super kewl secret base hidden deep down in the bowels of DC.
We have once more returned to you. Yes! YES!
We are back! Thanks to Molly and Paul at The
Warehouse Theater.
Starting Tuesday March 17th on Saint Patricks Day at 8:00p.m. The WPFS will begin screening at The Warehouse 1021 7th street n.w.

Subway stop is the Mount Vernon Sq 7th st-
Convention Center.
Walk down 2 blocks and you are there. More info later. We have to break transmission. The water police have informed us to get The Duck out of here.


Wednesday, March 04, 2009

I've walked a crazy mile in these shoes

Have no fear or worries you Psychonites. We shall be in new digs by the end of this month. With the weather and my health, I
had to slow things down a bit. A screening room has been found.
I'm just in the process of finding a back-up, just in case things don't work out. Being homeless and not being able to share with you fine folks some funky films has made me restless. In the past few weeks of my insomnia, I've seen some gems that'll just make you smack your boss upside the head. I'm talking pure Psychotronic mind-jive. The kind stuff that makes you drink bottled water when there's already free water in the sink. Yeah, that kind.
On a more serious note. Robert Haggiag, 95, Libyan film producer (Candy) passed away on Feburary 28 2009.

Al Lewis, 84, American television host of the Uncle Al Show
passed on Feburary 28 2009

Clarence Swensen, 91, American actor (The Wizard of Oz Munchkin) passed away on February 25 2009.

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Robert Walter Quarry RIP

Robert Walter Quarry passed away on February 20th 2009.
Count Yorga, Vampire lives on.

Meanwhile, we're still homeless, but I'm on the case.

Tuesday, February 17, 2009


I have just finished 3 weeks of jury duty. Now, it's back to business.
  • Rock and roll.
  • Drugs.
  • Sex.
  • Groupies by the dozen.
  • Topless teens.
  • A crazed slasher.
  • A band called The Clowns and they dress like mimes.
These are the ingredients for the film: Terror on Tour.
don't like rating movies or say that they are good or bad, but I will say that Terror on Tour is jaw-droppable. Meaning that your jaw will drop and bounce around the room like a kangaroo on pcp. Yes! This film has to be seen by a proper deserving WPFS audience by all means! It will be my duty to hire another jive-ass non-certified doctor or nurse to re-attach the fallen jaws. Since I am Doctor Schlock, I volunteer myself because I have seen this film, thus I have the knowledge and expertise to get the WPFS members through a screening of this has-to-be-seen-to-be-believed gem of a flick. We have not set a date or found a club for our screenings. I am just so excited to be out of jury duty and to have seen this film. Now I just want to share it with everyone. I feel it is my duty to please your psychotronic booties. So bear with me as I venture out once more in search of a place to screen these psychotronis wonders. These films must be seen by a respective audience. So out I go, into the future because that is where you and I will spend the rest of our lives!

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

ZXARPH! Ahoy! Good News Humans!

I've talked to one club manager and he has agreed to let us show our films at his joint. The deal is not sealed and I don't want to jinx it. So I won't give you the name of the club, but I will give you some clues:

It is on the Red Line.
It has a smoking license (you can smoke at the bar but not in the screening room.)
There is no kitchen (you are allowed to bring food in from the neighboring restaurants.)
It is in D.C. (in a safe neighborhood.)

It will be temporary, but at least we can share some funky films with our freaky friends again.

Saturday, February 07, 2009

I guess we can take Solly's off our list

7 injured when cab hits nightclub

WASHINGTON, Feb. 7 (UPI) -- Seven people were hospitalized Saturday morning after a taxicab crashed into a Washington bar, authorities said.

Police told the Washington Post that none of the injuries at Solly's U Street Tavern appeared to be life threatening. The driver of the cab was reportedly one of those who were injured, the newspaper said.

After the cab hit the club, "the wheels were still turning, so the place was filling up with smoke," an employee said, adding, "we got everybody out pretty fast."

The cause of the 12:15 a.m. crash was not immediately known, the Post said.

Thursday, February 05, 2009

Hey! I'm in the Washingtonian and I can't get up!

Hey Folks! Here's an article on the WPFS and Me.

Monday, February 02, 2009

Good and Evil...Good and Badass..or Godzilla vs King Gorilla

Ah! Fresh air. Yep, we're still homeless. I'm also still on jury duty so I can't do much in our search for a new place. Stay Tuned!

Monday, January 26, 2009

I have been chosen!

Ugh! They've semi chosen me for a jury!
I have to report again on Tuesday Jan. 27th.
I had jury duty on my day off! UGH! I don't have a cellphone or a laptop. I have no way of communicating with any one. Arrgh!
I ask again of any of youse regulars might want to do some foot work for the old WPFS by going to a joint and putting in a good word for us about needing a space. MY HEAD IS READY TO BURST! Keep watching the skies!

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Back to a Psychotronic Future

With all the celebrations going on in town, I had to put off my footwork for new locations. I shall return to them tonight.
Earlier last week, I had dropped by Recessions on L street.
It was crowded and hot. I did not get to talk to the management.
I'm really worried about transportation. For you folks that mentioned The Big Hunt, well..we had a strange falling out with them a few years back..but times have changed. Just like at Chief Ikes where we were kicked out a few years ago.
is still on the list. WMATA has launched a new shuttle
bus that runs around Union Station and other joints in that realm. The shuttle will drop you off in front of The Atlas on H street and that's near The Palace of Wonders. If any of you
happen to drop by any clubs, put in a mention about us so we can get our foot in the door. Word of mouth is so important in this bizness and we thank you for your support.

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Jury duty

I was not able to get together with the folks at Chief Ikes' last night. I was....tempted to go by the Meeting Place to see how their 3rd anniversary party went, but instead I treated myself to a Jumbo slice of pizza and called it a night. I start jury duty on Friday so that puts another curve ball in my schedule. Please keep those suggestions coming...and think about the places I mentioned earlier. From the list I gave you, which ones do you all prefer. Email me back your choices.

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

We live by night and I work by day

Hey folks, The WPFS is still alive! I'm now trying to drop by all the clubs that people have suggested in the past week. I got sidetracked with a cracked tooth and have seen 2 dentists in 2 weeks. I'm now back in action and will check out the layout at Chief Ike's Mambo Room on Columbia Road in N.W. DC. We were there a few years ago and have been invited back. The owner of Solly's Tavern has given us an invitation, but I haven't set up an appointment yet with him to check out their layout. Word has been put out on the street about us to The Black Cat so I need to get back to them. We've done a few shows there before. A few people have mentioned Wonderland, 1409 Playbill Cafe, Recessions, The Palace of Wonders, Bourbon, and The Red Derby. I've got to do the math and figure out things like transportation and comfortability. I thank you all for the help and the suggestions. Check back here and our webpage at for more updates. Until next time......

Wednesday, January 07, 2009

Last night at the Meeting Place

Thanks to every one of you that turned up for our last screening at The Meeting Place. We outnumbered the bar cronies 25 to 4. It was a cold and rainy night. Sleet and temps in the 30's yet people still made it out. From what we saw last night, if we were not there, the club would have had only 4 people the whole night. I was able to watch the door all night and only WPFS came down the stairs to watch Megaforce. The church lady was there too, grinding her teeth. The good news is that the WPFS has been contacted by at least 4 club managers and owners that want our business. I think from what I hear,
our patrons would like a separate screening room away from the loud bar patrons. We had 25 people show up on a blisstery night. Each person had a least two to three drinks and at least one meal so do the math. A $4 dollar beer times 3: $12. Throw in a hamburger for $5: $17. Now multiply by 25: $425! On a bad night too. Not too shabby. In the next few days, we'll be meeting with bar managers in several clubs to see what is best for the WPFS so come back here for the latest info and check our website at

Tuesday, January 06, 2009

Is there Spandex in Heaven for fat men?

Hey Folks! Megaforce is one of the manliest testosterone filled
movies we've shown since Sean Connery in Zardoz. I mean, come in cars..submissive women..a planet at war..mega-motorcycles..and guns! Woo-wee! I know this for sure..
some very sensitive people will be offended by all the manly roly poly dialogue thrust at them. Uhn! Is there a plot? Uhm!?
Who cares! By the end of the night, you'll be eating raw meat and will have grown hair around your ankles. Hope you can make it down tonight cause it might just be our final night at the Meeting Place. We had problems last week with the VCR so if it happens again, I'll be bringing a back-up film to atone for our manly sins. Thanks for all the responses we received about finding a new screening place. They were much appreciated. Many thanks.