A cop walks into a bar......

I'm being real sexist here by saying that Linda Blair is totally hot in the poolside scene.
I'm being real serious here by thanking Ms. Blair for her saving the lives of all those dogs in her California shelter.
I'm being really silly by saying that Night Patrol is a great film.
I'm being real sincere by splocking this gem of film and telling you folks to have a great time with it.

Even Cutey Pies Go to Prison

Pia Zadora is one of Psychotronic's best actresses.  When I was a kid I had a crush on her when she was in 'Santa Claus Conquers the Martians'. She's always cute and bubbly, even in prison. Telly Savalas was always a bad-ass. He was never cute and bubbly. So in this film, they are best suited together. Ying and Yang.

The First rule of surviving a zombie attack is to run

When you see a zombie, it's best to run and hide. Which brings us to tonight's door prizes. One lucky winner will get a packet of fake candy blood. Another lucky winner will get a fleshy meat item.

Beatnicks and Kool Kats

Here's proof that the WPFS doesn't only screen bad movies. The Subterraneans falls under our rare film helm. It also features a rare appearance by jazz great, Gerry Mulligan. So there.

Going back to the 80's

When I first went to see Trancers, I thought it was going to be about exploding brains. Boy, was I wrong. It turned out to be a time traveling film with a kick-ass lawman hunting down bio baddies. There was always something about the 80's that attracted time travelers. Could it be because of the wild fashions back then so that when someone came back from the future, they wouldn't look out of place? Trancers almost answers that question.