Can't take the heat

I offer my apologies to all the people and clubs who had contacted us about screening our films with them. I haven't gotten around to see you because this heat is too much for me. I travel by bus or foot and  have not been going out at all. We'll get back to you all as soon as we can. Thanks.
-Doctor Schlock

Like a celluloid cocoon in the bowels of D.C.

Ahh! The peaceful life of uncertainties. The WPFS staff and I are basking in the warm glow of celluloid hiatus. The loud noises that we hear above us do not frighten us. We are safe and snug in our super secret psychotronic bungalow hidden below the streets of D.C. We plan on resurfacing soon to help feed this area's hunger for the most curious things watchable to man. You know what we say...."There's no such thing as a bad film....as long as it's watchable." So keep a light out for us. We need a dark place to show you things.
-Doctor Schlock