Tonight's the Fright Night of the Serious Kind

This will be the real deal in horror. We're talking real screams.
We're talking scarey boo hoo stuff. It's going to be a long show so that you can go trick or treatin' and still have time for us to flip your mind right out of your spine. Halloween is our night.

We Returned!

Can't take the heat

I offer my apologies to all the people and clubs who had contacted us about screening our films with them. I haven't gotten around to see you because this heat is too much for me. I travel by bus or foot and  have not been going out at all. We'll get back to you all as soon as we can. Thanks.
-Doctor Schlock

Like a celluloid cocoon in the bowels of D.C.

Ahh! The peaceful life of uncertainties. The WPFS staff and I are basking in the warm glow of celluloid hiatus. The loud noises that we hear above us do not frighten us. We are safe and snug in our super secret psychotronic bungalow hidden below the streets of D.C. We plan on resurfacing soon to help feed this area's hunger for the most curious things watchable to man. You know what we say...."There's no such thing as a bad film....as long as it's watchable." So keep a light out for us. We need a dark place to show you things.
-Doctor Schlock

Our last show at The Warehouse.....for now.

Hey Kids! Come on down and watch one of our favorite comedies with us for lots of laughs. Plus, this will be our last screening at The Warehouse, our lease has run out. Sigh. Bring your fanny or granny down tonight for some good fun and good-byes. We'll keep you posted on where we will turn up next.
It's been fun while it lasted. If you know of anywhere where we can screen, drop us a line. Meanwhile, the search goes on for a new screening room.

Mmmmmmm Organic Yogurt

Local Great Dick Dyzel will be in the house tonight

Come out tonight for our last 3 shows at the Warehouse.