Tuesday, November 24, 2009

You Jive ass Turkey!

Come celebrate this sham we call life. We at the WPFS wanted to create a holiday tradition that you can toss off like a warm dirty dishcloth that has been soaking in the sink. Yes, come see Blood Freak with us. A virginal Elvis look-a-like smokes some pot, eats an experimental turkey, and becomes a giant fake-ass looking paper mache headed turkey vampire who still wants sex with his human girlfriend. Slap your mama now.

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