What has science done to the DOGS!

A small town is over run by wild dogs. Well dog gone it. Let's just call them radioactive dogs. Radioactive crazy dogs are terrorizing a small town in this
what-has-science-gone-now-and done film. The dogs are chasing the townsfolk around like rabbits. Of course, there is a reason for all this but you are going to have to decipher it out yourself. The director must have stumbled upon a mother-lode of stock footage containing dogs cause that's what he keeps using to keep the suspense going while the real dogs in the film just look on off screen at their handlers and await some signal that never comes. I mean come on...who is terrified of chihuahua
or a sheep dog. Anyways kids, it's a real scary movie about DOGS. I'm talking thrills and chills folks. The final scene in this flick will have you howling.

Psychotronic Russian Zombie Comedy

Hey Folks! We don't know of many Russian Zombie Comedies..but we do know
'Choking Hazard' and we're screening it tonight. I don't have much to say cause my sugars are high and I don't feel real good. So come on down.

C.H.U.D. Chugalug Tonight

Luckily we screen in semi-darkness for tonight the C.H.U.D. will be among us.
Tonight, we will know no shame. Tonight, the WPFS presents the origins of
Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dewellers aka C.H.U.D.'s.
That's right we will be screening the 80's classic film 'C.H.U.D.' Find out how they came to be. What they love and what they eat. Find out why they prefer the underground living rooms. Tonight, look to the right of you and look to the left of you
because you may be closer to a C.H.U.D. than you think. Stay late and discover some dark secrets. Arrive early and discover the truth about local politicians from an underground source. Bring plenty of cash, the C.H.U.D. and WPFS both love and need money.
Bring an extra pair of underwear because you may just yet Pit your shants. Dr. Schlock may
pull out some crazy stuff tonight. So crazy, that we can't even hint at what will happen or what laws will be broken. Small adults and large children will not be admitted. If things get out of hand.... You will be tased!

Luke Skywalker goes apesh*t

Hey Folks,
The WPFS is screening another rare gem. It's an un-aired pilot for a Quinn/Martin television show that didn't get picked up by ABC. It stars Don Johnson, Jimmy Dean, and Mark Hamill. You see young Marky thinks that
Jimmy Dean is his dad or something and he's going around the city doing really crazy things. It looks like he gone over to the crazy force. If the audience is lucky...they may get to see Karen Black get chased by a whacked-out blood-thirsty Zuni doll.
All in all, it's going to be a bumpy ride. A bumpy ride indeed.