What has science done to the DOGS!

A small town is over run by wild dogs. Well dog gone it. Let's just call them radioactive dogs. Radioactive crazy dogs are terrorizing a small town in this
what-has-science-gone-now-and done film. The dogs are chasing the townsfolk around like rabbits. Of course, there is a reason for all this but you are going to have to decipher it out yourself. The director must have stumbled upon a mother-lode of stock footage containing dogs cause that's what he keeps using to keep the suspense going while the real dogs in the film just look on off screen at their handlers and await some signal that never comes. I mean come on...who is terrified of chihuahua
or a sheep dog. Anyways kids, it's a real scary movie about DOGS. I'm talking thrills and chills folks. The final scene in this flick will have you howling.

Psychotronic Russian Zombie Comedy

Hey Folks! We don't know of many Russian Zombie Comedies..but we do know
'Choking Hazard' and we're screening it tonight. I don't have much to say cause my sugars are high and I don't feel real good. So come on down.

C.H.U.D. Chugalug Tonight

Luckily we screen in semi-darkness for tonight the C.H.U.D. will be among us.
Tonight, we will know no shame. Tonight, the WPFS presents the origins of
Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dewellers aka C.H.U.D.'s.
That's right we will be screening the 80's classic film 'C.H.U.D.' Find out how they came to be. What they love and what they eat. Find out why they prefer the underground living rooms. Tonight, look to the right of you and look to the left of you
because you may be closer to a C.H.U.D. than you think. Stay late and discover some dark secrets. Arrive early and discover the truth about local politicians from an underground source. Bring plenty of cash, the C.H.U.D. and WPFS both love and need money.
Bring an extra pair of underwear because you may just yet Pit your shants. Dr. Schlock may
pull out some crazy stuff tonight. So crazy, that we can't even hint at what will happen or what laws will be broken. Small adults and large children will not be admitted. If things get out of hand.... You will be tased!

Luke Skywalker goes apesh*t

Hey Folks,
The WPFS is screening another rare gem. It's an un-aired pilot for a Quinn/Martin television show that didn't get picked up by ABC. It stars Don Johnson, Jimmy Dean, and Mark Hamill. You see young Marky thinks that
Jimmy Dean is his dad or something and he's going around the city doing really crazy things. It looks like he gone over to the crazy force. If the audience is lucky...they may get to see Karen Black get chased by a whacked-out blood-thirsty Zuni doll.
All in all, it's going to be a bumpy ride. A bumpy ride indeed.

Plague Town tonight at the Arlington Cinema Drafthouse

A spooky new film is showing tonight at the Arlington Cinema Drafthouse: Plague Town
It's about a creepy family. The director will be there talking and giving away prizes. Plus, it's a double bill with: The Sinful Dwarf. A most sleazy exploitation film. A good $8.00 price for a double bill. Can't beat that. Here's some more info: Arlington Cinema 'N' Drafthouse
2903 Columbia Pike
Arlington, VA 22204
703 486-2345 (box office)

The Drafthouse is located on the "Main Street" of Arlington on the Corner of Columbia Pike and S Walter Reed. (One block east of Glebe Road). Parking can be found on the streets around the theater as well as parking lots near the Theater.

Freaky Weird Cartoons We Grew Up With

In the old days of WPFS we used to do Retro Nights almost every 2 months. We stopped because it was expensive and time consuming. Besides, a lot of stuff is out on DVD or You Tube.
Tonight, we dug out some oldie but goodie stuff. Some banned.
Some freaky. Some very offensive. Some very strange. We've put together a collection of freaky, hard-to-find, rarely seen,
and fun animation. We have 2 versions of Tobor the Eighth Man. One version is aimed at the younger audience and the other version is edited to be darker and aimed at an older crowd.
Hercules is here too and he brought along Johnny Sokko and his Giant Robot. If the audience is nice. We'll show something really rare and something really really really crazy.

Outrageous Hong Kong Cinema

Last Ghost Standing is one of those films the WPFS wants everyone to see. It has all the elements of a Psychotronic film.
It's good. It's bad. It's silly. It's weird. It's funny. It's horrific.
A demon, perhaps Satan himself decides to torment the staff at a movie house on their last night before going out of business. A feces monster is created and terrorizes some hipster youths.
A woman's head is turned into a soccer ball and is kicked around the theater. The popcorn lady is tormented by some kind of snack monster. You get the picture. There are freaky monsters running all around and all because some demon wants to freak out some humans. The WPFS will be screening this wonderful freaky gem in the darkness of the Warehouse.

Heads up on an activity going on this April 30 at our old hang-out
in Arlington, Virginia. It is a film done by a local yocal and we all plan on going out there to see: Plague Town http://www.plaguetown.com/
I'll post more info later.